THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING
After over two years of housing reviews here at the Final Girl Project, I have decided to pack my bags and move on. I am forever grateful for the friendships and opportunities that I have enjoyed while here, but it's time to close down. Every review that was originally published here can be found on this website as an archive, or at their new home at SashaJames.com. Thank you so much for embracing me so warmly, Internet and Toronto. I appreciate it immensely.
Love, Sasha
January 10, 2012
by Sasha James
“I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.” What’s it all about? I spent the large part of a half-hour trying [...]
by Sasha James
“I hate guns.” What’s it all about? Baby Doll (Emily Browning) is committed to a mental institution after accidentally shooting her younger sister in a attempt to stand up to [...]
by Sasha James
“I’ve been at the mercy of men just following orders. Never again.” What’s it all about? Set during the 1962 Cuban Missile Crisis, X-MEN: FIRST CLASS follows Professor X (James [...]
by Sasha James
“I’ve got one text left. This is too much madness to explain in one text.” What’s it about? On Guy Fawkes’ Night, a group of delinquent teenagers led by Moses (John [...]
by Sasha James
“Shouldn’t have said that.” What’s it all about? Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) lives in the cupboard under the stairs in the house of his horrible Aunt Petunia, Uncle Vernon and [...]
by Sasha James
“Sometimes your brain amazes me.” What’s it all about? Showgirls Lorelei Lee (Marilyn Monroe) and Dorothy Shaw (Jane Russell) are the best of friends but two very different personalities. Money-grabbing Lorelei [...]
by Sasha James
“You look so good with blond hair and black roots it’s, like, not even funny.” What’s it all about? Air-headed Romy White (Mira Sorvino) and Michele Weinberger (Lisa Kudrow) live together [...]
by Sasha James
“Snatch back your brain, zombie! Snatch back your brain and hold it.” What’s it all about? This is the actual prologue before JOHNNY MNEMONIC, which is presented in scrolling red/white [...]
by Sasha James
“How’s your thirst for adventure, Captain?” What’s it all about? Based on the serialized comic strip by Belgian artist Hergé, THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN follows boy reporter Tintin and his [...]
by Sasha James
“Now that’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that.” What’s it all about? Lane Myer (John Cusack), a high schooler in the [...]
by Sasha James
“If you think I’m afraid of a planet, then you’re too stupid.” What’s it all about? It’s the wedding day of Justine (Kirsten Dunst) and Michael (Alexander Skarsgård). Their reception is [...]
by Sasha James
“Are you one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?” What’s it all about? Gary (Jason Segel) travels to Los Angeles with his girlfriend Mary (Amy Adams) and his brother Walter [...]
by Sasha James
“Let’s do this.” What’s it all about? Mai, a traditional ribbon dancer from the Vietnam countryside, travels to Saigon hoping to be admitted to the national dance academy. After failing [...]
by Sasha James
“If it isn’t Leopard Boy and the Decepticons.” What’s it all about? Eleven-year-old Dade Murphy is arrested for creating a computer virus that caused a single-day seven-point drop in the [...]
by Sasha James
“Time travel. It’ll turn your brain into spaghetti if you let it.” What’s it all about? When Ray (Chris O’Dowd) is fired from his job at a local theme park, [...]
by Sasha James
“If I wanted to carry a weapon, I’d come here sooner.” What’s it all about? Leopold Kessler (Jean-Marc Barr) is a naïve American who travels to post-WWII Germany to be a [...]
